Child's Play

Towards the end of the school year, I went to the local coffee shop to get drinks with some girlfriends. While we were waiting for our orders, I sat down next to the establishment owner's little girl. She had her Polly Pocket and Kellie dolls with their clothes scattered out on the counter and appeared to be preoccupied with what she was doing. So I asked her what was going on? She replied that Cinderella (one of her Polly Pockets) had stolen an orb from the pirates and now they were coming after it. So she hid it in a tall tall place that they couldn't reach with ladders or ropes. Then she went home to her mom who was taking care of Cindy's sick mermaid sister. When her mother told her to go upstairs and change for dinner, the real girl spent some time trying to change her doll, and we all know how hard it is to get dressed when your clothes are made of plastic. So I offered my plastic clothes dressing expertise and fixed her up real nice. The girl took her from me when I was done and proceeded to "stuff" (for you can't really stuff plastic) Cindy's shirt into her skirt so that "no one can see her underwear," because that's immodest. I concur.